jadeclukey.

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really random messages on facebook. always a good time.



 Julie
I just wanted to tell you that when you were a baby I really spoiled you at my Mom’s day care. I was the only one she would let change your diaper because you had leg braces where your hip joints had not formed correctly just yet. I loved you very much as a baby & thought the WORLD of you… just wanted to share that with you!




yes…..yes i had leg braces as a baby. and i hopped before i crawled. yup. yes. my life. 

life.

person 1: i have to read and hang out with my vibrator

person 2: i wish i had a vibrator.

person 1: i have two

person 2: HAHA

person 1: except one is a santa clause

person 1: aaand that’s just awkward to use 


87% straight. b, why you gotta leave me. 

87% straight. b, why you gotta leave me. 

real life? what’s that?

my horoscope this week: “No, you are not at the movies, jade, this is actually your life.” really? that’s weird.

oh zipcar.

i got in a zipcar this week and someone had left a CD they made in it, appropriately labeled “Just like i’ve always said, bailout shmailout” and i have been listening to it all week and it hasn’t gotten old yet. i should probably marry whoever left the cd in the car. my favorite: http://www.myspace.com/humanhighway

“the sound” yes! 

words of wisdom.

words of wisdom.

6 months later…. it’s still so good. 

i have the biggest girl crush ever on zooey. ahhhhh. and of course i have loved Joseph Gordon-Levitt forever. and ever. 

i love miranda july. i would post all of my favorite scenes but that’s just excessive and unnecessary.